
Most of the humor here lies in the perkily documentary-style narration and the absurd physics of everything. Jokes about shafts, stiffness, and penetration can only last so long.

The tale is short, and that’s probably a good thing.
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With a high school reunion coming up, John finds himself dissatisfied with his life and makes a series of bad decisions with the idea of impressing his former bullies when the big day comes. You’ll encounter said NPCs via a single player story mode that tells the story of a middle-aged penis named John. You can’t penetrate NPCs–they can’t consent, after all. By consenting to play at the start and again online (a consent you can also withdraw at any time), human players are capable of penetrating one another from behind for either gameplay progression, or just for fun. Every single character in this game, human or NPC, consists of a singular shaft attached to a pair of testicles with an anus opening at the back. Credit: Free Livesįrom Genital Jousting’s menu onward, you will be absolutely inundated with peens of all shapes, sizes, colors, and degrees of rigidity. It’s the first thing you see when you start it up. This is the only safe for work screenshot I was able to take in the entire game. In it, we include no inappropriate images, and although we use accurate terminology such as “penis” and “anus,” we will avoid slang that could be considered inappropriate. I also personally feel that as much as we see female anatomy in games, film, television, and other entertainment discussed, that maybe it’s a good thing someone stopped and talked about male anatomy for a bit, too.įor those who want to read a fairly tame, yet accurate description of Genital Jousting and our feelings about it, we present the following completely safe for work review. But we also recognize that some people might be interested in learning what that Genital Jousting thing they keep seeing discussed on Twitter behind their set content blockers is.
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But we recognize that as part of a larger network with certain qualifications on content, we probably shouldn’t publish something full of images of cartoon penises.

Here at App Trigger, we aren’t personally shy about conversations surrounding genitalia. By Rebekah Valentine 5 years ago Genital Jousting sparks an important conversation, but we recognize it’s tough for some folks to have in an article full of cartoon genital images.
